string can phone

Our Dear Friend*, Mr. Cockerham is divesting himself of some — no doubt — cherished possessions via the ebay electronic market. Mr. Cockerham’s hands-free ultra-lightweight Kyocera phone set is currently attractively priced at $2.25, made from angel-weight aluminum and comes with 24 feet of lightweight, tangle-resistant, polished cotton string helps ensure that at least one of the two phones are always nearby.

Alas, we cannot bid ourselves as our funds are currently being compiled for the eventual purchase of an Atari 2600 Webserver.

*by “Dear Friend” we do not wish to imply anything beyond Mr. Cockerham allowing us to visit his website on occasion, for which we are grateful.