( August 30, 2004 )

punchlines

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency presents us with this over-capitalized list PUNCHLINES SUGGESTED BY ASHTON KUTCHER FOR PUNK’D THAT WERE REJECTED DUE TO THEIR ARCHAIC NATURE.

You’ve been hoodwinked!

You have been beguiled by my cohorts!

You are the victim of our flimflam!

You, unfortunately, are the jestee!

You are the one who was hornswoggled!

It is you the gomeril!

The previous contingency was an apery!

probably noticed, there is no mention named of anything remotely technological. That’s quite astute of you.

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