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A Mr. Brad Slager of the impetuous periodical Film Threat unfairly savages Robert Longo’s film adaptation of Johnny Mnemonic, the William Gibson novel. We say unfairly becuase saying this film is bad is reminiscent of pointing out that foreigners come from other countries.

Additionally, Mr. Slager has the temerity to assert the following:

One additional limitation to William Gibson’s version of contemporary fiction is that it quickly becomes outdated. The type technology that he chooses to involve himself with evolves at a quick pace, with hardware and software becoming outmoded in scant few years, so that Gibson’s tales are as relevant today as a Commodore-64.

SCP respectfully (and a bit dismissively, if we must be candid) begs to differ. And a good day to you, sir.